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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Tiger! Just tell the world to f**k off already!

This post is dedicated my friend Marcello. You happy now? You got a dedication!

Dear Tiger Woods,

This is Suggiie B talking to you. Tell the world to f**k itself. You're not going to make them happy. I'm sorry. People are pissed off at you and you did nothing to them. Take a page out of the LeBron Book and say "eff it, I guess I'm the villain now. Let's see why people are mad:

Golf fans are mad because you win all of the damn time. Which I don't get at all. Why is winning a bad thing? What do they want you to do if you're too damn good at something? You have been a great golf player and people should celebrate you for that and not take that away from you. Black women hate you because you married a white woman and cheated on her with other women, none of them being black. Some black men hate you because you are not "black enough", which happens to be a reason some black people don't like the first black president, Barack Obama, so I guess you can easily ignore that.


Right about now I feel like the only people who should be mad at you are your ex-wife, Elin and your two daughters. I know one set of people that aren't mad at you, the porn industry. Being that of the forty women you had affairs with, roughly thirty-seven were porn stars. Those girls who were nobodies now have DVD's with the tagline "She f*cked Tiger" pushing up sales.

The reason I wrote this is because while watching ESPN today I saw something about Tiger spitting on the course at a PGA event. Tiger issued an apology about the matter and I said "enough is enough". He spit on grass, so what! I'm pretty sure football players spit on the gridiron and clearly baseball players spit all over the field.

Give it up. Tiger is a great golfer. People should stop vilifying him for what he did in his personal life. This is a person that believes Dennis Rodman is a weirdo, but also a hall of famer. I remember OJ Simpson for his murder trial but also because he was a great running back.

We as fans need to be able to separate athletes from their actions but still understand that what they did was wrong without making them pariah's.

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